Monday, 6 January 2014

Saturday Wrap Up: New Year's Resolutions and Hating on Corsii

3... 2... 1... And we're back!!



I know it's hard to contain your excitement, so I won't ask you to... We're Back!!!


It does feel good to be back, indeed it does. Merry Christmas, Happy New Years and welcome back to school to all of you. And now that we have celebrated the new year, I think it's time we look at Saturday's action, but with a more reflective approach. So as we recap the weekend's action we will also be looking at some possible resolutions that some of these teams may have as we begin the new year that is 2014, what is sure to be a year to remember! Ding, ding, ding, I hear the bell, so let's get to it!

Boston Bruins 4 vs. Winnipeg Jets 1


So how does the number two team in the East start the new year? Well, if we're looking at Saturday night, then pretty well. The Jets "took off" quite well, taking the lead halfway through the first period when Dustin "Big Buff" Bufflin (spelled Byfuglien) potted his ninth of the season. But it seems as if the Jets ran out of fuel, as it was all Bruins after that. Four straight goals by Beantown made it a 4-1 game and they never looked back from there. Torey Krug had two goals and an assist and Tuukka Raask had 36 saves, as the Bruins were outshot 37-26 on the night. The teams got in two fights in the first period, which leads me to our first 2014 Resolution... Boston Bruins Resolution: Stop pretending like everybody doesn't hate you. As with most Boston sports, it's the city against the world. So Bruins, stop pretending that you are not one of the most despised teams in the league and embrace your villain role. I mean you have Batman, so everything's good.

New York Rangers 7 vs. Toronto Maple Leafs 1


Trouble is brewing in New York, as the ever-increasing play of Cam Talbot has done enough to raise the eyebrows of more than a few Rangers fans. Talbot, for his unreal play every time I write a Saturday Night recap, has officially been given the nickname, "Mr. Saturday Night"!! And Mr. Saturday Night was fully ready on Saturday making 25 saves, moving his record to 9-3-0 on the year with a 1.66 GAA and a save percentage of .938! Smells like controversy to me! Oh, and Dominic Moore had two goals which was pretty important I guess. Toronto Maple Leafs Resolution: Time to think of a new strategy. Somehow the Leafs have managed to stay in the playoff picture despite the fact that they get outshot EVERY. SINGLE. GAME!! (editor's note: we'll have to check into that stat)  It was no different Saturday, as the Rangers took it to the Leafs outshooting them 41-25. Just keep doing what you're doing, Toronto, your call really.

Colorado Avalanche 4 vs. San Jose Sharks 3


In the words of Journey, "Hold on!" Doesn't that work out nicely, because that is just what the Colorado Avalanche were able to do on Saturday night. By the time Nathan MacKinnon potted his second goal of the night, (which saw the Avs score three goals in a minute and six seconds), to start the second period, we were all thinking the same thing: how did the Colts win that game?! Well as a foreshadow of things to come, San Jose was able to close the gap, eventually pulling to within one at the start of the third but could not knot things up. This goes against the San Jose Sharks Resolution: Suck for Luck. The Sharks just can't figure things out; a bad bounce here, an injury there, leads me to conclude that Lady Luck has been cheated by the Sharks. Nothing you can actually work on, but I'm still blown away by that Colts-Chiefs game.

Well, when you put it that way...

Buffalo Sabres 2 vs. New Jersey Devils 1


The Sabres won!! They won!! Buffalo Sabres Resolution: Whatever you did during this game... do that all the time!!


Carolina Hurricanes 3 vs. New York Islanders 2



New York Islanders Resolution: Watch 60 Minutes. The reason I bring this up is because it's simple: 60 minutes lasts 60 minutes, and 60 minutes is how long an NHL hockey game. And if you play a hockey game as long as an episode of 60 Minutes then you could have won this game. An awful eight minute stretch, if you're an Islanders fan, saw the Hurricanes score three goals during that stretch. After that, it was all Anton Khudobin, who made 38 saves to preserve the big W. Oh, and in case you're wondering: The Hurricanes got outshot... Screw you Corsii!!

St. Louis Blues 6 vs. Columbus Blue Jackets 2

Berglund helps Blues better, beat, best and battle by the Blue Jackets, (alliteration at its most mediocre!). Down two after one, but never nervous. And what is the best way to respond? Scoring goals, lots and lots of goals! And that is what the Blues did, scoring six straight over the course of the rest of the game. Berglund, who had played quite subpar during the first 40 games of the season, potted two and Brian Elliott only faced 24 shots, stopping 22 of them. Columbus Blue Jackets Resolution: Change your goal song. I love AC/DC's "For Those About to Rock" as much as the next guy, and I know this game was not played in Columbus, but seriously? Change the song. And those stupid cannons. It doesn't work.


Florida Panthers 5 vs. Nashville Predators 4



Hockey Poem #8 (Another damn Haiku) by Zak Griffin

Florida, Nashville,
Two of the most storied teams,
Seven fans combined.

Detroit Red Wings 5 vs. Dallas Stars 1


This might be my favourite matchup to watch in the NHL... aesthetically speaking. They should play on Christmas Day every year. Those jerseys are just so awesome, both teams, and the way the red from the Wings contrasts with the beautiful green of the Stars, it just makes watching the game so pleasing, even when the game is kind of a dud... which it was on Saturday. Wings were outshot 45-27, but Howard's a stud, so what else is new? Dallas Stars Resolution: CALL UP TAYLOR PETERS!! That is all.

It's just... so beautiful...

Ottawa Senators 4 vs. Montreal Canadiens 3 (OT)


Let's be completely honest, the Sens have not played up to snuff this season. After Paul MacLean's moustache powered the Sens to exceed everybody's expectations last year, we came to expect that kind of play, but that level of magic has not been seen as much this year from the team. Maybe that is starting to turn around, with Clarke MacArthur's OT winner, the Sens have now won four in a row. Ottawa Senators Resolution: Don't Stop Believing... in the 'stache. MacLean's magic cannot be taken for granted if the Sens want to battle back into the playoffs. Trust in him, trust in yourselves, but most importantly... trust the 'stache!!

Minnesota Wild 5 vs. Washington Capitals 3


Move over Alex "Oven chicken" Ovechkin, there's a new face coming to take your goal scoring title, and he plays defence!! Ryan Suter scored his first career hat trick and the first hat trick by a Wild defenseman in franchise history to power the Wild to a victory over the up-tempo Capitals. Yes, you heard right. Stay-at-home defenceman Ryan Suter had a hat trick. I guess it's obvious, the Minnesota Wild Resolution: Feed the bear! Suter is already having a Norris Trophy-worthy season and a few more goals may help his cause even more. Oh, and I forgot; final shots were 30-11... for the Caps!! Look out Leafs, there's a new good bad-puck-possession team in town. How do you win with 11 shots on goal!?

Yeah, Mr. Bush, we're all confused too

Philadelphia Flyers 5 vs. Phoenix Coyotes 3


Remember that time when everybody was making those "Mike Smith has more goals than Claude Giroux" jokes? I do, and it hurt me. So when Giroux notched his 12th of the year it made me extra happy. So what if the goal was an empty netter? Still counts on the score sheet. Oh, and the Flyers overcame a two goal deficit and Jakub Voracek's scored his tenth of the year midway through the third period to steal this game from the 'Yotes, but the storyline of this game was Giroux vs. Smith, and I'd like to think Giroux came out on top on this one. Final shots: 29-27 for the Coyotes... I hate you Corsii!!

Los Angelas Kings 3 vs. Vancouver Canucks 1


Jonathan Quick's resolution should be to get hurt more often, because while he was hurt Martin Jones took us on a ride! Martin Jones went 8-3-0, including an 8-0-0 run to start his tenure as the Kings goalie, and he finished with a 1.41 GAA and a .950 save percentage. But alas, Jones is back in Manchester and the NHL saw the return of two all-star goalies, and they put on a show for the majority of this one. The Canucks scored early, and Luongo was perfect as he was baptized by fire facing 48 shots in his return to the Canucks crease. But Luongo couldn't completely shut the door, as goals by Dustin Brown and Jeff Carter put the Kings ahead. Quick's door-shutting was as good as usual, making 27 saves on the night. Vancouver Canucks Resolution: California Love... without the love. Canucks need to figure out how to beat their California opponents, or they're not going anywhere in the playoffs... except California, which isn't the worst thing.


Well, that'll about do it for me. Hope you guys are still sticking with your own resolutions. My resolution you ask? Nap more... which I think I will. See you everybody, and until next time... Keep your stick on the ice!

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Zak Griffin is a huge fan of Pope Francis (aren't we all?). You can follow him on Twitter at @ZakGriffin13












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